hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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