I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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