theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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