My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
