Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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