Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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