She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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