I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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