Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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