Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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