So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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