I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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