Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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