it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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