it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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