I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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