dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
How external is "for external use only"?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
