weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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