you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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