Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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