it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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