and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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