If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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