And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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