Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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