Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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