Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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