She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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