It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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