She said her name was "party"
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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