I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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