and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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