If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
God gave him joint rollers for hands
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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