absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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