I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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