I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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