Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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