sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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