no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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