Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
is it fun? or sober?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
