im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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