420 ftw
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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