Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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