im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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