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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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