my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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