The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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