I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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