I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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