Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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