this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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