READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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