Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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