So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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