? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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