this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
