My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
A+ Viking dick
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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