I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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