He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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